So ... welcome to The Writer's Room

the writing course for digital marketers who are oh-my-god-so-tired of being boring

BUY — $97

you need ... AMAZING WRITING

(the kind that makes your reader feel like you just sent them a nude)

*not* nudes

Because good writing is good MARKETING.

you'll buy from even the ugliest sales page if it has the right words

(LIKE THIS ONE)

So, what makes a *good* writer?

  • ✔️ Unapologetic Boldness

    Write the things you think when you're 3 mimosas in.

  • ✔️ Uncomplicated Storytelling

    Your audience *also* hates the dickwad in the self-checkout. Write about it.

  • ✔️ A Sense of Humor

    You have one — I promise! Even though your content makes me yawn, you always make me laugh in my DMs.

Welp. Whaddyaknow.

^ That's what The Writer's Room teaches you. ^

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Here's What's Inside

  • MODULE 1: The 7 Habits of Good Writers

    Even more devilish (but less deadly) than the sins.

  • MODULE 2: How to Write Authentically

    My favorite part about this module? It's way more than "just be yourself!"

  • MODULE 3: Write with Personality

    6 techniques (most of which I’ve used on this sales page) that will have your imagination running wild.

  • MODULE 4: Make Your Audience Like You

    People buy from people they like. You’ll shortcut that with these 4 writing techniques.

  • MODULE 5: Tell a Story (that sells)

    Proceed with caution. This is the module that has my students killing a lot of trees to write down all of their newfound ideas.

  • MODULE 6: Make it All Easier on Yourself

    Chant after me: Writing is fun, not stressful. These 5 techniques will take the weight off. (Including a special one I added at the last minute: How to rewrite AI)

  • BONUS: The Quickest Email Marketing Course Ever

    Email is not dead. It won’t be until we are. So I balled out on these 4 mini modules.

Take a page out of my (often irreverent) lil book, and watch what it does for your business.

GET THE COURSE — $97

I even make the FAQ section fun.

  • How long will it take me to complete the course?

    About 4 GLORIOUS hours. (For my impatient Nellys: One of my students recommends watching at 1.5x playback speed. Do with that what you will. I’m still trying not to be offended.)

  • Bought the course. Do I hear birds in your audio?

    Yes, you do! Those are the birds of Washington, Canada, and Alaska ... because I live in a van and didn’t get the microphone like everyone told me to.

  • Can you *really* teach someone how to be a better writer?

    I can. And do.

  • Is this course *just* for digital marketers?

    NOT just for digital marketers. I created this course with the digital marketer in mind — because no one is teaching exceptional writing in that industry. BUT ... the examples in the course span all kinds of industries (even, I think, babysitting). So hop on board, Doc.

  • Do ya do refunds?

    No refunds after purchase, love. BUT ... I really don't think you'll think about asking for one anyway. To date, no one has. That's how good this course is. BUT BUT … If you have ANY questions along the way, email me at [email protected].

  • I have a different question you didn’t foresee.

    Yes, you *should* get that mole looked at. Oh, not that question? Whatever it is, EMAIL ME! Anything and everything. Especially if you want to buy me a glass of wine. I'm at [email protected].